This "Jeep was taken care of" alright

"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo) 03/10/2015 at 11:35 • Filed to: CL

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Craigslist doesn't disappoint.

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Pole? Tree? Bollard? Whatever it was, it won.

Anyone else find some damaged goods today?

TheHondaBro > cazzyodo 03/10/2015 at 11:37

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Haha "Condition: Repairable "

crowmolly > cazzyodo 03/10/2015 at 11:38

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Good shape. Shiny paint, 4.0L, 4x4 automatic. Mildly lamp posted.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > cazzyodo 03/10/2015 at 11:42

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I had a buddy who called that type of damage a "whiskey dent"

Party-vi > cazzyodo 03/10/2015 at 11:43

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HOLY SHITBALLS IT DOESN'T USE OIL IT MUST BE ONE OF THEM FANCY NEW JEEP ENGINES WHAT RUNS ON WATER AND HOPES AND DREAMS!!!

Roadster Man > cazzyodo 03/10/2015 at 11:43

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"does not use any oil. "

Dude, you just found a car that doesn't need oil. Talk about a money-saver!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > cazzyodo 03/10/2015 at 11:44

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"Does not use any oil"

Great, now some idiot is going to buy it, put a new hood and grille on it and never change the oil claiming - "But the previous owner said it didn't USE any!"

cazzyodo > Party-vi 03/10/2015 at 11:50

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No, it's a God-damned product of 'MURICA. It doesn't run on that there ARAB gold but by the sweat and blood of the macho man in the driver seat.

Really.

It sucks the life out of the driver.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > cazzyodo 03/10/2015 at 11:58

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How do you put:

Damage to bumper

and:

Jeep was taken care of.

in the same ad? Maybe he meant that the pole took care of the bumper. Now all I'm imagining is an angry pole laughing like Dr. Evil for denting the shit out of the front end of that Jeep.

cazzyodo > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 03/10/2015 at 12:05

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Looking at the image a bit longer makes me wonder how long it has been like that...

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > cazzyodo 03/10/2015 at 12:34

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I'm assuming you're talking about that nice little layer of rust? Yea. Definitely taken care of.

pip bip - choose Corrour > cazzyodo 03/11/2015 at 03:48

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"pristine"